Nose-picking quantified

Response Insurance has recently released the results of a survey that measured a variety of distracting activities that motorists engage in while behind the wheel. 17 percent of Americans admitted that their nose-picking has nearly caused an accident.

As much as this slimy statistic elicits a visceral "ewww!" response, I think it's important to be an optimist about these things. To me, the nostril is 83% full.

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